We live in a messed up universe, my friends. Pirates and other hooligans are pushing our favorite local comic shops out of business. Now you can show your support of them and become a “Red Shirt” on the cover of Star Trek Ongoing #5! You will be depicted throwing yourself in front of a phaser blast aimed at your comic provider’s heart!

So click over to STAR TREK.com for the official rules. You are just one 300 word letter away from becoming a legend…